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|1-Supermarket Sweep
By Dead Head / NFA
Well this article isn't really about supermarket sweep at all, but
it is about the cashiers at checkouts and is accompanied by an amusing
little story ( well at the time it was amusing....... well you had to
be there, ok ).
I have just returned from a journey containing the aforementioned
humorous tail, oops sorry i'm waffling on a bit, right on with the
story.
Well it was this morning when I went to...... erm.....Matalan ( OK
there I said it, so i'm a cheapskate, but hey i'm not paying!! hehe ).
So in I went and got my clothes and went to pay at the checkout, and
joined the shortest queue ( which always turns out to be the one that
takes the longest to get through ), suddenly all of the checkout
bimb......,attendants began to start pressing the buttons ( meaning that
they had a problem ) and so the one guy who was on duty had to rush
about and sort out all of the problems with the tills ( there was some
problem with it not reading credit cards ) and so as everyone was trying
to pay by credit card he had to rush up and down entering a code at each
till to get it to work, whils muttering the sentence, and I quote
"Oh, shit not another bloody problem"
Well I ( oh jobless one ) just had to smirk and laugh to myself
(?!?!?!?):-)
Well thats my story. But i'll just tell you about some poor sod who
was trying to put his trolley away.
At first he just tryed to push the trolley into the back of the
others ( as you do ) but it didn't work, and so he pushed it a bit
harder, then harder still, until he tryed to ram raid the other trolley.
By doind so the trolly tipped forward, he fell into the trolley in front
and so looked a bit of a pillock. He then proceeded to get up brush
himself off look around ( and saw me laughing at him ). He then put the
trolley to the side and quickly walked off, trying to disengage himself
from the situation! :-).
Well that really is it for this article, if there are any spelling
mistaks tough sh*t!, I don't care, go and phone childline or somethin'.
|1-Dead Head / NFA
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